My other pet came over today, the one who serves me when Tom is working to buy me food. She brought her backpack, she is studying at a school for humans, they are such a sad race, needing such schooling from other humans to figure out their lives. Can't they understand that their only reason for existance is to serve me and other feline types?
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| From thoughts... daydreams... and other random musings |
She seemed to think that I was going to allow her to study for her geology exam that she appeared to be stressing out about. It is so amusing to watch humans get stressed over things that are of no consequence. I was nice to her and went against my natural instincts and allowed her to stare at the left page of the book. After all, the more the humans learn, the more money they can make, and the better off I will be from the tribute that is due me.
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Then I was even kinder, and allowed her to read the next page.
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Hey, wait a minute! I never said you could take notes! She was overstepping her boundaries a little bit there. I never told her she could take notes.
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| From thoughts... daydreams... and other random musings |
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| From thoughts... daydreams... and other random musings |
Here I am in all my awesomeness, preventing my pet from running away again. If I don't tell her she can have her shoes, she will not leave. And I will be petted and fed treats until my heart's content.
(Disclaimer: Any and all opinions expressed in above blog do not represent the opinions or views of the author, but purely that of the cat who hijacked the computer.)
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I tried to discuss the literary merits of this article with it's feline author, but he just wanted to stare at the pictures. Purring all the while, of course.
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